Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Whatever Turns You On, Baby

Normally, it's no pants and no mask during sex, but let's be honest: if it helps get me laid, I'm wearing the mask. And a cape. And maybe Jennifer Beal's Flashdance outfit, if that's what the ladies are into these days.

It's been a long time since the GMP experienced the joys of Naughty Time. The GMP misses it. The GMP misses it so much that he's referring to himself in the third person.

And I can't believe I'm discussing my sex life on the internet. Pardon me while I go shoot myself.

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